Hi.
My name is Alex Park. I’m a sophomore at Columbia University School of Engineering and Applied Sciences. I plan to major in Computer Science. I’m a born and bred Korean (SOUTH!), and I am an avid Manchester United fan. Nice to meet you.
This is my blog. You might wonder, what is this about? As my tagline, “Healthier Than The Onion,” may hint you, this blog is dedicated to the art that The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/) has perfected over the years: humorous but fake news articles that attempt to poke fun at certain things that are true. This is my attempt at the art.
Hopefully at least some of the articles will be mildly amusing to you. If so, please comment and let me know that you liked the article so that I feel better about myself. If not, then promise to me that you’ll be nice when criticizing as necessary.
Thanks for your stay. I hope you come back for more.
-AP

