"I'm watching you, Hillary"
Seoul, Korea – Hillary Clinton found out something that she probably never wanted to find out when she visited the JSA (Joint Security Area) of the Korean peninsula. Apparently, Hillary Clinton has a stalker from the Communist neighbor of America’s most faithful ally. As the picture suggests, a certain soldier from the North Korean side gazed longingly at Secretary Clinton as she moved through the building as a part of a diplomatic exercise. There is no word yet on how Secretary Clinton has taken this news.
In other news, everything Kim Jong Il owns is Kim Jong Il’s, and everything the North Koreans owns is also Kim Jong Il’s, but what Kim Jong Il owns is not the North Koreans’. Following this perfectly clear logic, Hillary Clinton’s actual stalker turned out to be the Dear Leader himself.