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Hillary Clinton Apparently Has a North Korean Stalker

"I'm watching you, Hillary"

Seoul, Korea – Hillary Clinton found out something that she probably never wanted to find out when she visited the JSA (Joint Security Area) of the Korean peninsula. Apparently, Hillary Clinton has a stalker from the Communist neighbor of America’s most faithful ally. As the picture suggests, a certain [...]

Exclusive Interview: Jose Pedrozo

I WANT MY BABY FOR BREAKFAST

Concepción, Chile – Paraguay has recently captured worldwide attention for not only their outstanding performance at the World Cup, reaching the quarterfinals, but also for their No. 1 fan, Larissa Riquelme, who promised to streak naked on the streets of Bueno Aires if Paraguay somehow won the [...]

Exclusive Interview: Paul the Octopus

The Chosen One

Paul the Octopus has successfully predicted all of the matches that he has been asked to predict.

Berlin, Germany – Paul the Octopus, the sensational octopus who has correctly predicted the outcomes of all seven of Germany’s matches as well as the final of the 2010 FIFA World Cup, has risen to notoriety [...]

Apology

Dear the people and the fans of the Netherlands,

In my last post, I wrongly assumed and predicted that the Netherlands would be beaten by Brazil, and poked fun at how easy their matches have been so far.

I was sorely wrong, as I was proven tonight. For that I apologize, and I wish [...]

The Oranje Blame Imminent Exit on Poor Luck

Happy now, but probably not on Friday.

Johannesburg, South Africa- The Oranje, the national football team of the Netherlands, will most likely be going home after their game this Friday as they were drawn against the perpetual favorites, Brazil. Brazil showed their class in their last game against Chile by dominating the game [...]