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Wal-Mart Releases Its Newest Advertising Technique

Bentonville, AR – Wal-Mart today showed why it is such a successful corporation by offering—for the first time in history—an innovative moneymaking option that will advertise Wal-Mart to anyone engaging in conversations with these people. “In this economy, this gives Wal-Mart a chance to give the public an easy option to make those few extra [...]

Americans Being Overcharged For Porn, Study Shows

Tokyo, Japan – A recent controversial study shows that due to the slow speeds and high prices of “high-speed” internet in America, the American youth are actually being overcharged for porn. A recent study done by the American Institute for personal Gratification, AIG for short, it shows that a normal youth in the ages between [...]

Google Buys CIA, In Bid for FBI

Mountain View, CA – Google Inc. has amazed the humankind by finalizing a deal that will see Google become the most intelligent private organization in the world by completing the takeover of the Central Intelligence Agency, while simultaneously pursuing its desires to acquire the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Also, rumors say that should the Federal [...]

Stanford Reaches an Admissions Milestone

Stanford, CA – On a recently released admissions record for the 2008-2009 application season, Stanford swept aside all previous selectivity record by any university in the world by reaching a negative acceptance rate of -1.5%. “This is a great achievement for any selective university in the world and is a testimony to the quality of [...]